Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The terrible mistake...

Greetings. My name is Adam, and I'm the newest and most exciting addition to RIMATARA.

While some of my politics and religious views might seem to be superficially similar to Ian's, they are also less burdened by hacky, awful jokes about in-flight service.

Though I appreciate intellect and intellectuals, and pepper my speech with words like "rebarbative" and quotes from people much smarter and deader than myself, I also have points of view and a style of speaking about them that may be a little unfamiliar to some of the more Baby-Jesus-loving contributors here. I hope that won't get in the way of our friendship. That, or my far too frequent use of ellipses.

Let's just get it out of the way, shall we?

I think the idea of a transcendent, supernatural being who created the universe in 7 days is fucking retarded...

2 comments:

samrocha said...

Well, leave it to you to turn formality into gauntlet-throwing and send a very G-rated blog into PG-13.

However, what you declare isn't that controversial. You're just saying that you're not a fundamentalist. Good for you, me neither.

Welcome Adam.

brogonzo said...

Okay, so my airplane joke wasn't well-advised. I started it out, and the ridiculousness of it just seemed too absurd not to roll with. So fuck you, Adam.